I wish the hair on my head grew as fast as my pubes did, if it did my hair would be trailing on the floor by now.
scientist: the average person spends 18 hours online per week.
me: you mean per day
Anonymous asked: you don't like emma watson? tell me more about your high IQ..
videohall: Beyonce vs. Asian in a snuggie “That’s… quite impressive, really.” “Surprising attention to detail. That kid is going places.” Best Youtube comment: “The Asian man has darker skin than the black woman.”
Dad: Why are you eyes so red, son?
Son: I smoked weed, dad
Dad: Don't lie to me, you were crying because you are a faggot
There’s like nothing to re-blog on this site any more.